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kurosukone:

True sibling protection

(Source: lovefortelevision)

turnipjelly:

evenhellcanbehomey:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

write a book

You could call it The Golden Compass

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thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(Source: thorki)

carry-on-my-wayward-bowlegs:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

wellheyproductions:

It’s so beautiful that you don’t want to eat it…
And that’s why I would cry too.

THAT PIE IS BEAUTIFUL

carry-on-my-wayward-bowlegs:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

wellheyproductions:

It’s so beautiful that you don’t want to eat it…

And that’s why I would cry too.

THAT PIE IS BEAUTIFUL

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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(Source: guy)

adorabagel:

adorabagel:

ashton’s stomach looks like someone who wants the door-to-door salesman to leave

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littleprincesshowell:

you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze)

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kvncause:

when you surprise a bitch in spanish

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vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

(Source: cineraria)

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up